Dear Ike,
I finally got to write you back. That’s right I Mrs. Larue feel really bad about sending you away but you pulled the last straw when you ripped my zebra fur coat. But I know that Igor Brotweiler Canine Academy is a good place I signed you up for the best course. There you should be getting the best food and the best room all of the best stuff. You should be fine. Love always
Mrs. Larue
NEWS EXCLUSIVE
reporter: How do you feel about Ike leaving?
Mrs. Larue: guilty. I remember when I first got Ike. At the pet store out of all the dogs Ike looked the most poor. But I knew I could give him a good home. I’ve been around the house picking up Ike’s toys, leftovers, notes from his typewriter. I’ve really been missing him but I never thought he would run away from the school. I don’t know where he is. I’m worried.
NEWS EXCLUSIVE
Mrs. Larue: I was walking across the street and bright lights, horn honking, a flurry ball of fur pushed me out of the way. It was Ike! YAY! Thank goodness I took him out of school and he still obeyed me! I gave him a nice big chicken pot pie! I’m just glad to have Ike back!